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A tard guard is a human being set to help mentally challenged kids to not hurt themselves(or others) severely
When Fred saw that the tard guard, Donald, was out of class, Fred bolted across the room to the scissor drawer.
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Someone who cannot park their vehicle correctly in a parking lot. Originated by employees at the Competitive Gear bike shop in Erie, Pennsylvania.
If that tard parker dings my Subaru, I'm going to slash his tires.
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One who receives an undeserved 'individual education program' or 'i.e.p' to help them succeed in school, when they, in reality, are capable of doing the real schoolwork. Many who are 'I.E.P-tards' are athletes or bullies. This definition does not pertain to those who actually need extra help.
Oh, you didn't know? He's an I.E.P-tard; he gets his grades handed to him.
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A term used for the utmost ridiculous people on Twitter. If it's on Twitter, they'll believe it instantly, from small leaks, to the biggest hoaxes.
Person 1: Hey, look! Biden lost the election, check this out!
Person 2: Yet, he's the president now. Where did you get this information anyways?
Person 1: Well, Twitter of course! It's the most trusted source!
Person 2: What a twitter-tard.
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Another word for handi van, bus full of window-lickers
Dude go around the tard barge the incesant window licking is freaking me out.
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The opposite of a docile tard, a bull tard is person who is both retarded* and extremely aggressive. Often possesses "tard strength." This person would rather fight you than talk it out; would rather use violence than intellect; would rather use brute force than finesse.
*Does not necessarily have to be actually retarded...simple dumbasses can also be tards, and by extension, bull tards.
Friend: Dude, your little brother just threw his bowling ball halfway down the lane and put a dent in our lanes!
Me: Yeah, sorry...he's a bull tard. He breaks things.
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Any person unfortunately possessing characteristics of both a complete idiot and an asshole. They typically have no brain and or common sense and tend to get on people's bad sides with their impeccable stupidity.
"Last night at the bar Kevin was being SUCH a douche-tard"
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