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Like the Bechdel Test, but for media portraying a person with a disability.
The Hatton test: Does the person with a disability exist in the media for a reason other than to glorify a non-disabled person? Are they presented as a complete person, with hopes, fears, and skills unrelated to their disability? Are they portrayed as automatically evil, or inspirational, because of their role as "other"?
"Sorry Glinda, I can't go see Phantom of the Opera with you. It fails the Hatton Test, and each time I see it, I leave the theater feeling dehumanized and sad. However, I heard that Young Frankenstein is playing at that theater with the great pizza, and there's even a place I can tie up my flying monkeys outside".
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A test that can ba administered easily on a person one is interested dating. Take your date out to a restaurant that serves raw oysters.
A. If HE eats them with a straight face, he will have no problem eating pussy and will provide many years of great labia licking service. Women usually hang on to these kinds of guys.
B. If SHE eats them with a straight face, there is a great chance she will put just about anything in her mouth! She probably sucks a mean dick, swallows cum willingly, and perhaps does a few other nasty things your last girlfriend wouldn't dream of. Favorable results equal a passing score!
A. You know Jamie, I like had this date last night, and you know, I gave him the oyster test, and he like devoured them all! It was like so sexy. I like had to have him right away! He made me cum like 7 times. I hope he doesn't have a girlfriend. I'm like getting so horny again just talking about it!
B. Hey Jim, did that girl you took out last night pass the oyster test?
Yeah! She sucked down two dozen and loved every second of it. I cant wait for the next date!
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A determination of whether a headline, in particular a ridiculous-sounding headline, would look out of place if reported by the comedy newspaper The Onion, which is known for 'reporting' fictional news stories frequently of the satirical or ridiculous variety.
"SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY"? I don't think that passes the Onion test.
When a male is inserting his semi flaccid penis in a vagina and is unable to continue the sexual act, thus resulting in a test fit.
"I've had twelve sexual partners, sixteen if you count the test fits"
"The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.
While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -
You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."
Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"
You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."
The worst gym activity known to man! Basically u line up at the starting line and when u hear a go signal, obviously u start running or jogging. u have to get to the finish line before the beep. But it keeps going until everyone gets out. The last kid left is 99.99999999999999% an athletic kid. When the gym teacher assigns a pacer test, it is just a death sentence with extra steps.
Gabe: yo Ian we are having a pacer test today
Ian: put something nice on my grave(เนโข๏นโข)
A test that you t hought you did well on, but it secretly fucked you without your knowledge
Man, I thought I aced that test, but turns out it was a roofie test all along.