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a sarcastic way of saying thank you
used during texting sometimes, to imply a sarcastic tone.
Girl 1- "you are soooo unattractive"
Girl 2- "you are really TOO KIND. Thanks much"
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An elegant, heavy stock folded card such as that left atop a silken pillowcase in a ritzy hotel - but in this case, the card, which reads, "Thank You" in large font on the cover, is left after slipping out early following a one-night stand. Inside the Thank You card, it must contain the following phrase in order to be considered an "official" Thank You card, "...for allowing me to fornicate with certainty." No other text, images or pigmentation may be visible. Just that phrase - and only that phrase.
It was 6:20 a.m. and I was slipping into my shoes very quietly as not to awaken anyone - when I remembered to leave a Thank You card. Per my usual routine, I placed the card on the kitchen table next to a copy of the Wall Street Journal, which I'd kindly retrived from the front door.
A phrase French soldiers say in the midst of combat, while receiving a protein shake when they actually need more boullets.
*gobble* thanks for the protein sir! Lets go to the gym buddy hasta la vista baby
Code word for "Do you want to have sex?"
Him: Will you go out with me?
Her: Oh okay thanks
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What you say when you find out you thanked someone undeservedly.
"Thank you for sending in that insurance check. I got so busy I totally forgot."
"I didn't send it."
"Oh. Well, un-thank you. You're the worst."
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John : Ey yo Chris ,I want to put you on the guest list.
Chris : oh damn! Thank you for the plug J.
A very nice and polite way of calling someone a jerk.
"You're so short. So short, in fact, that you couldn't jump over a corgi if you tried."
"Alright, thanks for your opinion."