lump fairy

A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump

I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.

blanket lump

A questionable lump under the blanket.

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"

Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."

Girlfriend: "Ok then..."

Lump nunkin

Noun. The fat part above fupa (lower stomach) that you tuck in your pants

That girls lump nunkin makes it look like she has a tire in her pants

common lump

a slut

oh look that girl over there is a common lump

chesticle lumps

lumps that usually grow on females or on faticle men

oof, Justin just hit my chesticle lumps!

I ain’t no Willy lump lump

I know what the fuck I am talking about.

Wife: “Joel you got that right.”
Husband: “I know. I ain’t no Willy lump lump.”

Pussy lump

An old saying for a welt in the vaginal area.

When my Mother used a cold wet washcloth to clean her face and stop the bleeding, a large pussy lump containing a pencil eraser came out.