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snow pandas, also known as snow dragons are asian snow bunnies. basically an asian girl who likes/is into black guys.
there has to be a phrase for asians that are into black guys... oh, a snow panda!
A female who eats or deals with an asian's morning wood who also has a crustache.
person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?"
person 2: "..."
person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."
Pandas are apparently unable to see things that are right in front of their face.
You couldn’t see that? It was right in front of you! You must have panda vision.
The coolest, sexiest, funniest man you'll ever meet. When you see him, you'll want to rip all his clothes off.
girl 1- Oh my gawd girl he is too perfect!!!!!
girl 2- Yea he's such a Kissy Panda, way out of everyone's league.
When a person or persons eats so much asian food that they feel overwhelmingly tired and exhausted
"Hey bro you wanna play some basketball soon?"
"Sorry, but I just ate an entire serving of orange chicken and I'm about to fall into a panda coma."
The regret you feel immediately after eating panda express. Either for the calories or the explosive diarrhea you know is coming soon.
Guy: let's get panda!
Girl: Uh... Dude what about the panda regret?
Guy2: just had three servings of orange chicken. I'm having mad panda regret.