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A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.
August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?
August 24th is the day we’re you talk to your crush!!!
So August 24th is the day to make your move so do it!!!
August 24th
Any girl shale send either a titty pic or booty pic to a man. It is his decision on which one he gets. If the women is kind enough she will send both.
Gf: baby it’s August 24th pic your photo
Bf: can I have both this time, please?
Gf: ofc baby anything for you
National grab that cake day. Go out and make sure to get a few smacks in and grab it a lot. Make sure to put your whole hand on it. Make sure to have a hand on that cake while they’re walking.
Make sure to grab your girlfriend’s cake on May 24th!
Kick someone in the ball's day
Person 1: Come here~
Person 2: why?
Person 1: so I can kick you in the balls ofc
Person 2: aw man its may 24th again...
Eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta day!
Person #1: What are you having for dinner
Person #2: Uhh, it's May 24th, so I'm having rigatoni pasta
National eat rigatoni pasta day
Yay it’s may 24th aka eat rigatoni pasta day