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So cute. So adorable. So sweaty. His voice is so deep. Its like crunchy peanut butter from whole foods. So salty from the sweat. He'll put you to sleep with his clueless voice of a 80 year old jazz singer. Alex enjoys wearing vests and looking dapper. Incredibly adept at modeling victoria's secret poses. Enjoys creepy angel statues.
Kid 1: Have you seen Alex today?
Kid 2: Yeah, he was gleaming with sweat.
Kid 1: I saw him in class. His face made me want to reveal my deepest secrets to him.
Kid 2: He's the best person to talk to ever. His voice is so soothing.
Kid 1: I know, he gives the best advice. Especially about fish
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The kind of guy who will pursue other women when your dating, sleep around, and try to make you look like a fool in front of his mates. Insecure so fakes confidence to overcompensate. Deep down his a mysoginist and when you get pissed off that he treats you like a fucking fool and have the self respect to stand up for yourself he gets REAL annoyed, because in his view, as a woman, you have no right to be standing up to him. Narsissist. Gay tendency.
He thinks his so cool but isnt and cheats with a whole lot of fat ugly women and pretends their 10s. What an alex.
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Alex is a very emotional person. He can pretend to be strong but inside, he is really weak. The saddest things can set him off. He has weak impulse control but can easily work himself back up. He is very intelligent, especially in Mathematics. He has a slight homosexuality aura about him but he is really a lad. He loves commitment at first but in the end regrets it. He enjoys beautiful scenery and environments. He loves animals and hot weather.
“Did you hear that Alex got full marks on his test?”
“Yeah, he’s so smart”
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Alex is a hot and is an athletic young adult who has sexy looks and has dusty blonde hair colour. However he is very self obsessed and always looks in the mirror he may even be socially awkward. His abs are insane and when he walks in the room he gives you all butterflies. Alex should however come to realise that his option for girls is a hard one as many hot and pretty girls are only there to ‘use him’ however there are very few girls which do like him a lot and he may not but they are the honest and caring ones. As many girls like you, u should get to know them before judging them. Right now in your life there is a girl who likes you and you may however not like her but she actually covers all the qualities and she is really hot. Alex is an amazing athlete who swims and does athletics this girl also is very athletic and has a great ass she also isn’t a bitch. Also stop looking at her overtime you see her. Your lover also is a rare and has brown hair and bye eyes.
Alex was so self obssessed he always looks in the mirror.
Have you heard alex and the girl with brown hair and blue eyes are a thing
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