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A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.
The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.
Stay out of your self!!
Yeah mate, takes a proper good cunt to be an Alpha blokes cunt
A passive-agressive girl who frequently touches and flirts with unavailable men in front of their wives or girlfriends.
If that alpha skank rubs up on my date one more time I'll break her nose.
Munchies obtained from high quality restaurants. See Beta-Munchies and Gamma-Munchies.
When I got high I decided to spoil myself with Alpha-Munchies. So I went to an Indian Restaurant and spent $20 on myself.
The ache or pain your tongue gets by over performing alphabet cunilingus on your partners clitoris. This is done by following the strokes of each letter from A to Z like you would with a pen except with your tongue.
"Man, I have serious alpha-ache, Suzi wanted me to perform War and Peace on her last night''
The supreme leader of a family, business, gang, posse, government, military, religion or group.
When the alpha-dawg speaks, people listen.
AT
I tried to decide a time for dinner but AT—being the female alpha she is—alphaed tf outta me.