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Black Astronaut

An individual who find themselves is an extraordinary and/or highly unlikely circumstance.

1) I was so out of place at that party, people looked at me like a black astronaut.
2) I won the lottery and feel like a black astronaut.

by Forjanelle November 30, 2018


Bollock Black

Bollock black is when someone is at the darkest of angry. They have reached a certain depth of angry, so deep that they are black with anger.

Kallum: *makes immense noise*
Ollie: *chases Kallum in anger*
Kallum: “fuck! he’s bollock black now”

by Conorboiboss September 3, 2021


Black Trash

I am who I am, mentality. Lazy thinkers. No sense of professional behavior. Those who use slang, curse words and belittlement constantly in an endearment format. Rotting on and supporting crime, sex, drugs and abuse to others.
Minimum to none home care and parenting. Showing admiration to children's destructive activities such as cursing, gang banging, twerking, prostitution, drug use and etc. Comfortably living in homes that are severely infested with pests that roam every square inch of the home including food such as roaches, rats, etc. Very sensitive. No emotional understanding. Unable to take any type of criticism or advice to improve their lives. Dislikes and sometimes fight anyone who finds their behavior and lifestyle unsettling. Black Trash is a mentality that is generational, Its taught to children.

I'm going to call the health department on my black trash neighbors. Their hoarding and roach infestation is falling into my yard. When i tried to speak with the adults about it, the 6 yr old grandson told me to shut the fuck up and then called me Karen and that ain't my name. btw I am black and tired of trash culture. Lets try to do better.

by Sh8ringtruth July 10, 2023


black weekend

Having to work on both days of a given weekend.

On q4 call, black weekend comes once a month. Then you go to work again on Monday like nothing happened.

by anon43 September 21, 2009


Black doctor

Colloquial term for any cola based drink that is a godsend during any hangover session.

A: Mate I'm soooo hungover
B: (handing A a Coke) I reckon a trip to the black doctor is in order.

by nitens May 19, 2014


midnight black

The second coming in disguise. Known as the lord, or more lovingly, "Middy". they're known for their secret sparklefursexyanimebeast transformation "MIDNIGHTBLOOD BLACKFANG"! they're married to the gorgeous 500 lb "Heavy" Rain. they're known for their strong view of "guns don't kill!" and how they're the one to make the devil go running just with one striking glare...

"Have you heard of midnight black?"
"Midnight black?"
"DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION THE MIDNIGHT!"

by Midnight Black Worshipper July 16, 2015


black lifeguard

Like a unicorn or Bigfoot a Black Lifeguard is an urban myth

They say a black lifeguard haunts these waters.

by Big Rob from PHX October 9, 2007

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