You know it's British Weather when you jump into an outdoor swimming pool and can't tell the difference.
David Cameron: It's a lovely day.
Obama: It's flooding.
David Cameron: As I said - it's a lovely day. For British Weather.
When someone (preferably British) takes off their fancy white glove and slaps you with it.
He leaned in and whispered some fowl language in her ear. She quickly pulled away and British slapped him.
Another word for truthful.
Alejo: United Kingdom should have a fast railway for big cities like London and Birmingham.
Dave: No mate, Bri'ain doesn't need high speed trains. We don't need speed at all mate, we just need to raise the speed of our existing lines mate.
Alejo: So it is un-British to use technology for good in this country?
Τοmmy Rοbinsοn, who is "he who shall not be named" on social media
British Voldemort has supported Dank's right to free speech
To stab (or "shank") another person.
Performed using a sharp, knife-like object which is usually concealed in one's person, it is often used as an informal salutation or greeting toward others whom one is not in good standing with.
"I heard Andrew's gonna give his old mate Stephen a British Handshake next time they meet after that scrap they had at the pub last week"
Pouring highly corrosive acid in someone's face
I give my ex-husband a British handshake to show him that I was right.
A word to discriminate against Reality
Ayo look at that stinky british person. smh british people