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when you are fucking someone up the ass and you shoot a/their dog.
"I did a canadian somersault at the dog kenel, and now im being sued by the owners.
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A grossly underfunded army. Underfunded, simply because of our Liberal government ignoring them in favour of billion-dollar gun-control fiascos.
However, Canada's military has been known to do quite well with the money they have. We have one of the best-trained fighting forces in the world, as our soldiers are not trained as specialists (like in the US). Rather, they are trained heavily in a wide variety of areas.
Canada's military also invented the most effective camouflage currently in existence, the revolutionary CAnadian Disruptive PATtern, or CADPAT. It is a digital pattern, printed in leafy-green or desert pixels by a computer. The US Marines copied this design and turned it into MARPAT (MARine PATtern).
The service rifle of the Canadian Forces, the Diemaco C7, is essentially a US-issue Armalite M16, but better.
The Canadian army does a surprisingly good job, considering their funding.
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The best thing this land has to offer.
Kick ass taste and a fair price,
often seen on commercials during a hockey game.
Canadian: Hey! you want a molson canadian?
American: yeah sure. Dam! you guys know whats good!
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A male takes his penis and dips it in maple syrup. He then approaches a female, who gets down on her knees. The man then winds up, and slaps her in the face with his maple glazed boner.
Aww man her face was so sticky and bruised after that canadian slapshot last night, lol.
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An unfortunate coincidence that is, in no way, ironic. Inspired by Alanis Morrisette's "Ironic", which doesn't use irony in any of the song, just a bunch of examples of bad luck.
Isn't it ironic that we're both wearing the same Alanis t-shirts today?
Not really, it's just a coincidence.
Right, it's Canadian Irony!
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An old indian raindance usually preformed during shift tasks or bouts of heavy labor, or PT. Involes talking on a cell phone, smoking pall malls, and drinking a mt. Dew simultaneously. This raindance can also involve bitching about anythings while using a canadian accent.
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Someone from Canada who crosses the border into the States with the intent of stealing all our tech jobs and marrying our Alaskan women. The worst part is if you confront them aboot it they just say "Sorey" and give you a beer, which makes it really hard to be mad.
"Ah I see you've met Jeff... You know he's one of those Canadian Immigrants right?"
"Crap, I bet he came down here and married a nice Alaskan lady and is working for some kind of tech firm now..."
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