Count Olaf

Well, he's a bit of a jerk. But, hes still pretty hot. #dilf

Count Olaf is the hottest villian alive. Oh wait nevermind.

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full count

when you penetrate a chick in two different holes, using three fingers in each (3-in-2).

I just gave that bitch the full count. she loved it.

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count prepula

A term to define preppy white kids who pop their collar.

when eric pops his collar he looks like count prepula

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Where it counts

Biggest South Jersey band to ever hit the area. Featuring Bobby Selko, the only one who mattered.

LIR kid#1 'Did you mosh retarded to Where it counts tonight?"
LIR kid #2 'yes'

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body count

How many women you had sex with and cummed on them and kissed the next day

My body count is like 10

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Body count

Your “body count” is the number of people with whom you had vaginal sexual intercourse. The number can range from 0 to 5. (After the fifth person, the body count essentially becomes a top 5 list.)

It does not include kissing, petting, oral or anal.

The usual stipulations apply. For example, what happened on vacation or outside of the country do not count.

As intercourse requires contact, vaginal sex with a condom does not count. (In the same way that putting on a pair of latex gloves, rubbing your hands together under running water, and then removing the gloves does not count as washing your hands.)

I kissed a number of boys whenI was younger, but my body count is only 5.

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Count Me In

The largest youth empowerment and mentorship organization, founded by Shane Feldman.

The work Count Me In is doing inspires me

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