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Bergen County is the nicest county in all of New Jersey perhaps the east coast. 90 percent of it are multi-million dollar towns and the other 10 percent is upper middle class. It borders NYC so alot of celebs like in the area. As far as raising a family here it is close to impossible the price of everything is insane like really insane the property taxes in one of the upper middle class towns is around 14k. As far as schools go every one is a good one even the public schools and it has some of the best private schools in the country. So if you are a millionaire move to Bergen County you will fit right in.
person 1-yo were do you live?
person 2-oh i live in Bergen County.
person 3-...holy shit! you must be loaded!
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A recent study showed that Hunterdon County, New Jersey is in the top three wealthiest county in the United States. People think that all of the kids in this county believe that they're black and from the ghetto which actually isn't true. Yeah, a bunch of the kids think they're all-that because they're rich and spoiled or whatever, but not everyone thinks that they are black. Some major parties go on here, also, since all of their parents think that they're all good kids. Wanna have some amazing parties? Just visit Hunterdon County for a few days.
Hunterdon County is a place where all the rich bitches live to throw some sick parties.
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Fayette county is nestled in southwestern PA. Fayette county is famous for 3 things, the worlds cheapest hamburgers (10 cents), george washington came through 250 years ago, and being a hub for inumerable amounts of hill billies, bikers, and people who emulate them by wearing mullets and nascar gear. Joe Hardy the 234 richest man in america an county resident, is running turning the county around with his high class resort, and gucci shoppe in uniontown
Lets go over to Fayette county so we can play padidal,( its the only place in America you can play)
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A virtual suburban waste land filled with wealthy and arrogant baby boomer fucktards who think they're located in the land of Oz and really hate anything that remotely resembles true urbanism. The dictator is L. Brooks Paterson, whose only mission is to destroy the city of Detroit and rob it of any prosperity.
Oakland County, Michigan
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While largely unknown to the world, Derby County are perhaps the most successful comedy/magic combination act of all time. Formed in 1883, the original cast of 10 sheep and a village idiot proved a huge hit with easily pleased, dimwitted locals.
Fuelled by their early success, by 1884 the group looked to take their act to a wider audience. For an unfathamoble and as yet unexplained reason, it was decided the best way to do this would be to masquerade as a football team.
This left County with a problem, as fielding a team with 42 legs went against League regulations. Attempts to get around this by removing the rear legs of each sheep proved a rash and unpopular solution, as not only could the sheep not play football, it also made intercourse far more difficult for the good citizens of Derby.
Axed from the group and traumatised by their experiences, yet unwilling to go quietly, the sheep went on to form the Derby County Supporters Club. Their influence can still be seen today in the delusional, stubborn and sexually maladjusted Derby fans.
Replaced with nine mental institution outpatients and a cauliflower, County became masters of irony. Famous gags include being the holders of the 'worst Premiership season ever' title while simultaneously performing their shows at a venue known as 'Pride Park' and their ability to charge inbred Derby residents exorbitant prices for one dire performance after another.
Did you go to the Derby County game on Saturday?
Fuck off
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"The Best Place on Earth"
Fairfield County is in southwestern CT, and gives the state its rep for being rich rich rich. It contains some of the wealthiest towns and communities and the country, and some of the wealthiest and snobbiest people. However, those who live here love it, the F.C. isn't a place...its a lifestyle. Think yacht clubs, country clubs, beach clubs....prep schools, the best public schools....$$$
THE F.C. = $$$ and is the place to be...
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A little shit hole town in Tennessee and "shit hole" is an understatement at that. There's more "burnouts" there than a drag strip gets gets in a year. All there is to do is get drunk, smoke weed, and get into fights. Everyone is two faced and wont blink twice before stabbing you in the back. Compiling all of this together in one place should be a nation warning and shut off from the normal human world.
Heaven > Hell > Stewart County, TN
College student #1: "hey dude so where you from?"
College student #2: "Stewart County..."
College student #1: "OUCH!!!!! I'm sorry for your luck."
College student #2: "yeah I know. All I learned from that school was how to make a gravity bong and how to play beer pong."
College student #1: "shit happens dude."
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