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When a woman arrives in England a proper Englishman shall double fist her vagina with no lube whatsoever. Whilst it’s happening he will say “Welcome to England” in a strong Cockney accent. If she is particularly appreciative of English culture she will say “For the Queen” while being double fisted.
Hello love, will you allow me the honor of giving you The English Welcome?
When a dude is doing someone doggie style, he pulls spits on the partner's back to make them think that he came. When the partner turns around, the dude cums in their face.
I gave your mother an English Houdini during lunch.
When a person is so incompetent they don't know how to spell or use proper grammar or punctuation.
2dai i wnt n saw ma sista in da hosptal cus she fell ova lukin 4 her keyz n den she cudnt tlk ta me cus she was tierd. Yeah, that bitch is so fluent in Fuckwit English.
yeh i had 2 tak 2 wkz of wrk cuz i dun no how to spel shit
Butchered spoken English. English spoken using words that are not in the dictionary.
I corrected several grammerical errors.
Fo shizzle, my nizzle!
I cain't git none o' dis stuff to work!
Above are examples of "Ogre-English".
The beautiful occasion wherein you recieve oral, vaginal, and anal sex all in the same evening. Based off of the colloquial term for "Full English Breakfast".
Guy 1 "Hey man, how did your date with Stacy go last night?"
Guy 2 "Better than expected; I took her to Denny's for a Grand Slam and ended up getting a 'Full English'!"
*High Five*
*Air Guitar*
The pronunciation and spelling of British-english twisted up and made to fit the way americans live. made up of many different accents and sub-languages.
Hey man, open the damn trunk throw that fuckin body in it and lets get the hell outta here
a english kiss is a kiss which is known to lead to sexual activity
english kiss leads to oral sex or sexual intercourse