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French Grinches

The grinches in the super modeling industry.

Jack…I want you to paint me…like one of your French grinches🥺

by Beetle fetus December 16, 2022


french wallop

The act of ejaculating on a baguette, inserting it into your partner's rectum using a roofing hammer, then shouting "Voilá" *chefs kiss*

Jacque: "I gave me sœur a French wallop last night, it was très magnifique!"

by Mintedmushypeas November 20, 2020


French Nigger

A nigger from France
(also see Belgian Nigger)

That French Nigger came to my house. He stole my baguettes.

by FunkyShoarma June 22, 2021


French sunglasses

When someone is lying on their back, you stand with your feet on either side of their head, and slowly squat down, lowering your ball sack onto the receiver's eyes. Be sure to slowly rock back and forth to provide a massaging motion, nice and gently because you are acting like a true French gentleman.

Her eyes were really itchy, so I gave her my French sunglasses for a few minutes and they soothed her itchy eyes.

Why does Jane look so satisfied? Ah, she was wearing some French sunglasses earlier, she must have really enjoyed them!

by UrbanDictionaryJimmy February 01, 2018


French tent

The act of laying a slice of cheese over one's erect penis and engaging in oral sex.

Francois got a wicked French tent last night.

by sexywiddlebaby February 18, 2016


Jay French

1)A mis-pronunciation of the phrase "je Francais," meaning, "I'm French."

2) A spectacular male human phenomenon occurring ever-so-rarely. Gifted with a voice like the fucking crack of doom. Completely incorrigible in both behavior and attitude. Often wears stupid but funny t-shirts. Fears no shot or beer. The presence of one usually results in copius drinking and fornication.

"Man, Taylor was smashed last night. After that 14th Irish Car Bomb, he went straight Jay French on our asses!"

by whorebeezy March 20, 2010


french soup

Eating a girls vâgina while she's on her period then vomiting inside her vagina stirring with your finger then eating it again

James ate that girls french soup till he was anorexic

by M1khale August 26, 2015