Running up and punching someone as hard as you can in the anus.
"Would you French Dispatch Timothée Chalamet?"
Eating a girls vâgina while she's on her period then vomiting inside her vagina stirring with your finger then eating it again
James ate that girls french soup till he was anorexic
A slang term for a boner or an erection.
Boy: "Dude, that girl turns me on!"
Boy 2: "Ah, crap! I can see your french goat!"
Boy: "Holy shit, let me put that away!!"
Receiving oral pleasure while the "giver" is submerged under water struggling for air. Preferably in a hot tub or some form of water.
While on vacation I received a French Snorkal in the swimming pool.
A French Rinse is when you use the next wine to rinse out your wine glass instead of water.
Give me that bottle, I'm going to do a French Rinse before pouring my next glass.
The grinches in the super modeling industry.
Jack…I want you to paint me…like one of your French grinches🥺
The act of ejaculating on a baguette, inserting it into your partner's rectum using a roofing hammer, then shouting "Voilá" *chefs kiss*
Jacque: "I gave me sœur a French wallop last night, it was très magnifique!"