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an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs"
SOMEONE WHO REALLY LOVES BAKSO/meatballs! The guy that always ask to buy meatballs.
A: Let's eat. Any idea?
A Guido: Meatballs?/Bakso?
B: Let's eat. Idea please?
A Guido: Meatballs?
C: Else please?
A Guido: Hmmm...bakso?
B: They're basically the same -___-
A party that single Italian guys go to, where they try to have sexual intercourse with as many females as they can before the night is over.
"Hey Coriella, you going to Matteo's guido party tonight."
"Dude I really just need to throw a guido party and fuck some chicks"
How did the cops find Carmine? His dumb ass left the house with that guido garmin on his ankle.
The practice in which a group of spray tanned men with a lot of hair product partake in a large groupsex activity.
Hey pauly you down to hit the gym, hit the hair products then hit each other in a guido gangbang?!
After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.
Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!
After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.
Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!