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Someone you go to because you don’t know what the Fuck you are doing
I’ll give up I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing I’ll go to the mechanic
intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)
My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.
Crypto currency electricity profit and the care of equipment . Please note the moral purchase of the product must have some bearing on the use of it despite purchase else money's worthless.
I must get to work or home to my rig the mechanical welfare sits rotting like stig
Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat
I'm just chilling in my mechanic hammock
Window Mechanics: When an electrical appliance or piece of technology fails to operate and usually due to insane frustration the user is left with no alternative but to throw it from a high window.
Pissed off techie - "My laptop crashed again last night. I tried everything to get it working again. I ended up using Window Mechanics."
Techie2 - "Looks like you're off the computer Store."
The phenomenon that occurs when looking at once own penis from differing angles. For example from their own perspective versus in a mirror.
The penis will seem to be a completely different size.
Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.
A Home made band aid made of electrical tape and paper towels
I needed a bandaid so I made a mechanics band aid, made of electrical tape and a paper towel