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Blue Ridge High School or sometimes known as: "Blue Ridge got you high school" is a great school if you would like to fail at life. There are more whores and drug users at said school than a Steven Tyler men's underwear party. To get a piece of ass there you simply tell the girl of your choice that you like her eyes and she will complete the procedure by removing her pants and jacket and touching her toes. For the people that want to hang around people that make "mountains out of molehills" this is a standard of all northeastern Pennsylvanians, and you will soon adapt to their culture, and learn the "Johnny Appleseed" method. This school is primarily based on discipline and feeding off of your pain and agony. In order to stay out of trouble you have to wear elegant clothing, speak only when spoken to, never give your opinion, don't have any fun at all, do each and every little task they give or they WILL destroy you. You will get written up for very arbitrarily obscene reasons such as: voicing your opinion, not being a visually attractive woman, wearing clothing that shows your ankles, neck, and wrists, and wearing anything thicker than a hoodie. If you want fake people with fake stuff this is the place for you. If you want a single chance at making it, not breaking it in life, beg your parents to either move away if you live there or stay away if they plan to move there. Stay smarter than most, America! Stay Away Today!
Random Person: Dude where'd you get this crazy weed?
Blue Ridge Student:"What are you talking about? It's oregano from blue ridge high school man!"
FAKE!
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bitches and hoes,
those sluts and whores
why do we fuck'in deal with this shit...
spikey haired asians
chollos and gang bangers
but at least I have a chance
instead of licking the asses of blazers and rams...
River Ridge High School football can't win a football game even if we tried...
Freshman: short, emo, "no say" bitches
Sophomores: they like them sausages!
Juniors: best class...no lie...
Seniors: thank god they're graduating!
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A high school in cedar park Texas where the girls are broken into these categories: druggees, the gamers, the athletic girls and the popular girls and the guys catagoires are: Fuck boys, jocks, stoners and popular kids. So what separates this school from any other high school is that at vista ridge the autisic kids even get pussy... no seriously some kids in the SPED ed program have gotten laid like wtf
Hey did you hear special Johnny got laid?? Well he goes to vista ridge high school soooo
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River ridge middle school, the worst school in pasco.
Let’s start this off with dress code, you will get dress coded for the stupidest shit ever. boys will get dress coded for hoodies, girls will get dress coded for bra straps. whatever the case is, river ridge has the worst fucking dress code.
Another, there are random ass tampons in the cafeterias, like are y’all changing tampons at lunch?
you will litterly get a referral for doing 1 thing wrong, no warning, no nothing. river ridge thinks they the shit.
rrms sucks 🍑
*bell rings*
*first period*
teacher: hey, emma, go to the office your bra strap is showing
emma: oh my fucking god nobody cares about my bra strap
girls+boys: river ridge middle school sucks fucking ass
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A 9-12th grade school, full of white kids who think they’re in a gang. Located in Fort Collins, Colorado. They have what other schools chant “daddy’s money” at sporting events. They aren’t wrong. On a scale of one to ten the average rating is fucking horrible. I watched some kid take a shit on the gym floor.
Fossil Ridge High School sucks ass
A preppy middle school in east TN where the kids think they’re better than all the other schools but really just get caught vaping in the bathrooms 24/7. All the rich ass bitchy kids go there but realistically nobody actually gives a fuck. The worst four years you could ever spend.
Mom: I think your father and I are gonna switch you to Montgomery Ridge Intermediate School.
Kid: Fuck that school
have you heard about indian ridge middle school
yeah it’s living hell