When you use your wang as a spear and rum through the bedroom door screaming Russian war chants as you dive on the bed and spear the woman in the vag
Ryan: Wanna do the Russian Spearman?
Tanisha: Yea sure but what if you miss?
Ryan: That's okay I'll be going so fast that I'll create a hole wherever I land.
1. The one threat that works against Colonels.
Expecally Klink
2. Fuck That Place
I want this mans name and transfer him to the russian front
When you first a woman elbow deep, then unclench the fist into normal hand position and move it around.
I just have a girl a Russian Starfish and she was gasping for air like she was drowning.
A situation in which there are seemingly no rules, and the final result is a devastating mess.
Mike: How was the meeting?
Matt: It was a Russian Junction mate.
The guy takes small empty bottle and releases a fat splooge into it. They then proceed to pour an amount of their choosing of diet Coca-Cola. After this, he will pull out the unlit dynamite during sex and as he pops a mento in to “light” the dynamite, he shoves it in the hole of his choosing as it creates a safe cumsplosion (coke kills the sperm) inside the partner.
Friend: Yo, why’d you quit in Fortnite early last night?
Friend 2: The wife was thirsty for some Russian Dynamite again.
A Russian compound is where a guy is getting his ass eaten while he shits and when the shit goes in her mouth you do a 180 and she smears the shit all over your cock and balls
Dave: yo jack did you hear what happens to me last night
Jack: no bro what happend
Dave: a girl at the party gave me a wicked russian compound
An activity performed mainly in asia, which invloves the interlocking of arms of people of russian decent while in the nude, on top of a point of high altitude like a hill and or roof for the sole perpous of catching a breeze and listening to the collective clacking of their genitals. This strategy was first used in the russian millitary to catch a breeze if a sial was defective.
Vlad and i are about to go atop that hill to indulge in some russian clotheslining together