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The female version of blue balls.
Kevin is out of town for the week, I have serious smurf curtains.
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"Two in the Blue. One in the poo!"
Jason: "Did you ever see that Smurfs episode with Sleazy smurf?"
Andy: "No."
Kelly: "Yeah, Sleazy smurf gives Smurfette the 'Smurf Shocker'."
Jason: "That's two in the Blue. One in the poo!"
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The blue deodorant liquid in the hull of a porta potty.
I dropped a deuce into the smurf juice.
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A misundersmurfed Smurf. Vanity is what society today would consider gay, but he's *clearly* a metrosexual.
Aside from his sexual preferences, Vanity was extremely vain *duh*. He was nowhere without his mirror, and wore a pink flower in his hat. He thought he was some hot, sexy, bastard, but in real life he looked pretty much the same as the rest of the Smurfs. He had the hots for Smurfette, like all the other guys in the village. He adored himself very much and kept asking Painter Smurf to paint his portrait. Quite a flamer...
Screw Tinky-Winky! Vanity was the original girly-guy! LONG LIVE VANITY!!!!!!!!!
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Getting around a website's "one person one vote" logic by voting from multiple computers.
See ballot stuffing and meth smurfing.
The only way you could have gotten so many thumbs up on your urbandictionary entry was from vote smurfing.
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When someone uses so much blue dish washing liquid that it appears as if a smurf jizzed all over their dishes.
We keep running low on Dawn because she smurf splooged the entire sink
A style of sexual relations involving group sex on magic mushrooms.
We got on the shrooms last night and she told me she wanted it smurf style.