swedish monocle

when you place your testicle on your partners eye(usually this move is only used if you have only one testy(yes there are people with one testy)). Its called "swedish" because the swedes do stuff like that for fun.

jessica was passed out drunk at Jimbobs, so I gave her a swedish monocle. it fit her well.

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Swedish Twins

A pair of persons who are strangely codependent and also strangely albino. They may be brother and sister or siblings of the same sex. Then again, they may be dating.

The first recorded case of Swedish Twins was on Slippery Rock University's campus, where they were aptly described by one Dr. Chiappini as "Swedish Twins" and not just that creepy pair that works at the dining hall and are dating or siblings.

Those creepy Swedish Twins were making out outside my class and I wonder what their mother thinks.

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swedish gopher

a turd coming out that gets stuck because it is frozen. Often occuring when it is cold.

Ryan was crying because he had a swedish gopher and couldn't finish crapping.

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swedish massage

When the bouncer at a Stockholm club grabs you by the shoulders and throw you the fuck out.

Craig was cock wasted and got a swedish massage at the gay bar.

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swedish fireball

A sexual act where someone places their mouth on another person's anus and recieves a heaping pile of red-hot diarrhea. Certain spicy foods may enhance the pleasure for all parties involved.

Cale: "Man, I have a really weird taste in my mouth today!"
Brian: "Really, what did you eat last night?"
Cale: "No, not eat; I got a big helpin' of Swedish Fireball. Man, that poo was everywhere!"

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Swedish Skyrocket

While a girl is giving you head. Just before you're about to pop, push her head down to the max. Then proceed to ejaculate deep in her throat.....she'll enjoy it :)

"When jen was blowing me, i pushed her head down and gave her a good ole swedish skyrocket"

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swedish torpedo

the act of doing a helicopter with your penis in front of a girls face, then quickly poking her in the with your boner...almost like a torpedo

Drew: So I was planning on doing the Swedish Torpedo to this retarded whore named Chrissy.....
Matt & Mitch:tht fucking puck slut??good work man!
Matt:u hit and ran right?
Drew:what?
Mitch:fucking gross man....
Alex: i got a chubby
Matt:Holy shit i just made this bitch Danielle blind in one eye with that shit

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