Rural Dictionary

Misty Window

A sexual act so disgusting and graphic that it can not be mentioned in conversation. A deplorable sexual act that is seen as the most shocking and heinous.

Dave: "I gave that girl a misty window."
Barry: "That is horrible"

by mfdiction January 13, 2011

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Windows 10

A complete joke of an OS. Pretty much Windows 8 with a start menu, Siri, and driver issues.

GuyNum1: Have you seen the new Windows 10?
GuyNum2: Yeah, it's the reason I'll be using Windows 8 for the next year or so.

by VirusFirewall August 26, 2015

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Sheets of plywood covering first floor windows and doors of vacant homes and businesses. Used to prevent ghetto family units from moving back into homes unfit for humans. Most commonly found in democrat controlled metropolitan areas such as Detroit. Occasionally used as a graffiti billboard for local gangs.

T'Shaun - dafuq, why can't I see out muh crib?
D'Marcus - sheeit nigga, the gubmint installed ghetto windows.

by Carlos SpicyWeiner July 1, 2013

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Windows 98.2

The most stable system ever created even compared to Linux.
Because of all the fixes that were done for it in Windows 98 it has all of its creases ironed out. It is the best OS that I have and ever will work with. I still have a 98.2 that has been running since before 2000. I haven’t even needed to turn it off it just runs. I will go up to it and browse the web and run programs and it dose just fine. It works great for a simple at home computer that doesn’t have a lot of power. If you want a server I would recommend Windows 2000 or something like Redhat

“Wow your still running 98”
“Nope”
“What?”
“I’m running Windows 98.2”
“What the hells the difference?”
“It works a hell lot better”

by Notcarter January 8, 2009

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windows me

Windows ME

aka "Megaflop Edition"

We have banned ME from the building. We bought one copy, and installed it. We left the machine running overnight, and were greeted with a BSD next morning. Sitting there doing nothing ME will explode on its own.

Given that Microsoft collected money for this P.O.S. and made no apology for its brain deadness, it could also aptly be named....

"Malfeasance Edition"

see also malfeasance

by Anthony Watts June 2, 2004

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