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Atheist

from a Christian's point of view:
(n.) a hoplessly depressing and pessimistic person who takes pleasure in questioning Christianity; half of a person since they've got almost nothing to hope for after death

Atheist: There's no God - you guys are all dumbasses! We were put on this Earth to die and that's that!
Christian: No, we were put on this Earth to live and to love. But I respect your opiniion.
Atheist: Yeah, whatever you goody-two shoes...

by ViolaKamilia February 22, 2009

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Atheist

Science and our so called "facts" are just as unstable as myths and religion, so what can we really be sure about?

who gives a fuck, live your life and get over it.

by dumb cunt May 27, 2003

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atheist

people who don't believe in god or after life in other words they go to hell

Guy 1:achoo
Guy 2:god bless you
guy 1:i don't believe in a god i am an atheist
guy 2:go to hell

by WuiDd77 April 20, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


Atheist

The polar opposite of Theism, but with the same amount of blind faith, dogma, brainwashing and lack of thinking.

They slap the burden of proof on Theism to prove that God exists while predictably being completely unable and thus unwilling to prove that God doesn't exist.

If what they believe is true, then the universe is completely without meaning, and so our our lives, the lives of our loved ones, and every action we make, because eventually the Earth and all its inhabitants will no longer exist, all the causes of all our effects will cease to be, and there is noone to judge us. Thus, they have no reason to be good and no reason to have morals, and as a result nobody trusts them with anything - a logical reaction to their way of thinking which, of course, they blame the Church for.

Confront them with facts and logic, and they will either suddenly turn Agnostic or mindlessly slander you, probably after slandering the religious for using slander as a weapon.

Intellectually arrogant hypocrite snobs that have some kind of beef with Theism and are constantly shoving their unimaginably stupid way of thinking down your throat while demonizing Theists for doing the same exact thing.

Man #1: I'm smart, everyone who thinks like me is smart and everyone who thinks differently is stupid - especially those dumbass Christians who have no tolerance for those who think differently and think they know everything.

Man #2: Blatant hypocrisy in the very same sentence? That must be some kind of Atheist record.

by The Middle Road August 10, 2009

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Atheist

One who does not belive in a supierior being but does not denie it despite to what people say we are nice people :).

Atheists dont hate christ they hate everyone! :D

by Quinny! August 8, 2006

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Atheist

There are, actually, several definitions of 'atheist' in modern society.
1. Person who is stupid enough to believe that the world created itself, and cannot explain it. Pitiful...
2. Person who is smart enough to see the faults behind various religions. Feh, dumb Christians...
3. Person who cannot make up their mind about which religion to go with, as a result goes with nothing.
4. Person who honestly couldn't care less about this sort of shit.

1. "Atheists really need to get a life."
2. "Atheists are awesome."
3. "I dunno...do I count as an atheist?"
4. "Can we talk about something else? Like, maybe books?"

by ellipsisdotdotdot February 15, 2011

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atheist

A dumbass who can't make up their minds of wat to believe in so s/he calls him/herself an "atheist"

hmmm God or budda I DON'T KNO the only way to get by is to become an hmmm atheist

ice cream or pizza damn hard choice i'll be an atheist for now.

by Tara T November 9, 2005

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