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An Urban badger, unlike a Rural badger, is a Mature person who is not a: young at heart b: boisterous
The boy jumped onto the others boy back ''You're such a Rural badger'' the Urban badger spoke, wilst looking on the Rural badger with wise eyes
When you so thirsty for the puss the horny can not be controlled. Like an hungry honey badger fighting over a big mac.
Nibba so hungry for the puss he done turned into a cunny Badger.
A person, typically female, who keeps their proximity or RFID badge in their purse at all times. While not typically a problem, the purse badger will always hold up a group of weary-eye, late-arrivals at the entrance while she tries in vain to scan the badge through the sidewall of the purse. The purse badger is an animal of convenience and necessity, and does not remove the badge from the purse for any reason. If the badge cannot be scanned, the next person in line will be forced to use their badge to open the door so the group may pass.
I was late to work because the purse badger was holding up the line at the door.
Norfolk U.K in origin
A reference to a gay or queer man, relates to the children's T.V series Bodger and Badger on British television from 1989-1999, the main character was a Badger and his owner/Friend who had a close relationship, as close as possible with a man up the rear end of a badger, making him talk and eat mash potato
An urban legend says that Ubuntu operating system was originally going to use the name for it's release 5.10 until they realised what it meant, but no one has ever confirmed if that was the true reason the name was changed.
God he's a right bendy badger.
Have you seen "Steve" he's being a right bendy badger today.
The opposite of a Mushroom Stamp.
I want you to Badger Slap me with a bag of frozen peas.
A person who apparently has a free pass to bother his significant other / partner / friend at work all day (note: they work together, giving free reign for the annoyance).
He's back, just sitting on her desk. Why would she marry him? And how does he finish any work when he's up here in her face, staring at her with disapproving looks and bothering her with “do you want a soda?” and “did you buy eggs?”, all day? He's such a guest badger!
A term for an unexpected or unpredictable problem or issue which causes harm, physically, mentally, etc.
Can be used if the problem is self created or not.
Referential to the idea of a mailman’s opening a mailbox unknowingly containing an angered badger
(Self Created Problem) *Joe trips and hurts his nose*
Steve: Man, you really put the badger in the mailbox
Joe: I guess so
(Not self created) *Crazy girl destroys Steve’s car*
Steve: Man I really missed the badger in the mailbox there