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When something of greatness is about to happen and you’re in the preparation phase for that moment in time. Like running a bath you know what comes next is good.
“Oi Johnny bananas. We’re heading to the strip club”
Johnny: “run the bath”
When someone farts opens the shower, sticks there butt in farts then runs.
How was your Purfume Bath?
Damn that stinks!!!!!!!!!1
The art of getting wanked off whilst having a bath, often in Tadcaster
"Ere luv, get taps on, I need a Hayley Bath"
Someone with nappy ass hair we're they look like a rat that took the hair from the drain and wore it as a wig
Dang Ariel's really looking like a bath rat today
The act of sitting post-intercourse bathing of the bits on a bidet. It originates from Portuguese and Brazilian jokes relating to the onomatopoeia "tschec tschec tschec" alluding to sounds produced by the washing of private parts on a bidet.
Used in jokes as the working class answer to the upper class sophisticated people who like to boast about their Spa visits and activities/therapies such as Scottish Shower and Turkish Bath.
Posh Lady: "oh we went to the Spa and was amazing, I had a delightfully glorious Turkish Bath... don't you love a relaxing Turkish Bath?"
Cleaning Lady: "no, I am not familiar... I only know the Czech Bath"
Posh Lady: "oh I never heard of Czech Bath, what is it like?"
Cleaning Lady: "well, after my husband bones me I sit on the bidet and I go 'tschec tschec tschec' - that's a Czech Bath"
When two male nurses give a male patient a bath.
Hey John, let's go give my patient a bro bath.
When you have a good ol' wank in the bathtub.
"I had an impossing bath spaff last night"