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Dead battery

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up

I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery

by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021


battery

a smol object that runs on electricity that sacrifices its battery life to power yuor shet
it has a short life and drinks iJuice to replenish is energy

my battery died in 20 mins

by UKball January 5, 2019


Battery

Electricity with an expiration date

This battery is brand-new!

by RandomLoser123 January 14, 2021


Batteries

The thing you use to fuel your xbox controller/flashlight

Guy 1:Hey,you got any Batteries?

Guy 2:Nope,what for?
Guy 1,My Xbox Controller

by Mineboi99 May 19, 2021


Batteries

when you are with a friend or friends and you see your principle you have to whisperbatteries” in your friends ear if you are in a “batteries radius” Aka 30 ft” . If you see your female principle it’s pretty similar you just whisper “female batteries “. Pretty simple

Hey Jake I need to whisper you something, okay , “batteriesoh shit yea batteries.

by June 19, 2022


Battery

A device containing an electric cell or a series of electric cells storing energy that can be converted into electrical power, (In Simple words) An Object That Powers Many Devices, Such As, Toys, Remotes, Controllers, etc.

I Put A Battery In A Remote For It Turn On And Change Channels

by 86ft97 September 27, 2022