Boil

Like a pimple, but ten times worse.

Imagine you have a pimple.

Now, imagine it's huge and sensitive; so sensitive that if even your clothes brush against it, it hurts like a motherfucker. (If you actually hit it against something, nobody will blame you for screaming, swearing, and/or crying.)

Next, imagine that it takes several days of constantly attacking it before it finally stops hurting and starts to shrink. Also, you have to wait until it becomes vulnerable and occasionally take breaks even then.

Then, imagine that it can and will appear only in places where it's easy to aggravate. If one appear in your groin area, or - even better (not) - ON YOUR PRIVATES, buckle up, because it's gonna be miserable.

Next, imagine that when it's finally on the way out, it may still take another week to fully disappear. And even then, there's a good chance that more will show up unless you do take action.

And just like that, you have a boil. Fun, isn't it? (No, it's not.)

Boil

Like a pimple, but even worse.

Imagine you have a pimple.

Now, imagine that very same pimple, but twice as large and even more sensitive. Like, so sensitive that it will flare up and burn like hell if you just accidentally brush something against it. That's a boil for you. Did I mention that it takes almost a week of rigorous treatment to make it go away?

Your blood is worth boiling.

You are a generous person.

Thank you for bring me that wonderful gift.
Your blood is worth boiling.

Sealand Boil

Seafood boil cooked with mice

I made the sealand boil and my neck broke out

Boiling Hole

When a woman has a really hot and wet vagina.

Man #1: dude that girl is totally tryna get some tonight. She wants the D

Dude #2: seriously Bro I bet she has a major boiling hole down there.

Guy #3: Well I'm on it. That little lady is getting stuck hard tonight.

the boiling mouth

the sexual position where a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and she gargles the cum forcing the cum to boil

Linda: "Oh my god, Hank did "The Boiling Mouth" sex position last night and it was so hot!"
Frank: "You fuckers have problems man."
Linda: "Don't be mad because Hank has a girl to do "The Boiling Mouth" Position on."

Tyler's Boil

When a person(s) has a Tyler's Boil on their ass but close to what we call the "ass-neck" Gets mad for no reason cause they cant sit right. Gets PTSD when hearing that anything that associates itself with the word BOIL

"DAMN THEY MUST HAVE Tyler's Boil MOTHER FUCKERS CANT SIT RIGHT"

"FUCK YOU" DAMN, HE MUST HAVE Tyler's boil