A slang term for the byproduct of the self cleaning vaginal oven, a moofty is a vagina, and a booger is a booger, people don't really talk about the moofty boogers but everyone has seen one.
Guy. "Dude have you seen Virginias oven lately?"
Other guy. "Yeah dude, moofty boogers to the max"
Alan. " omg did you see Sandi's undies on the bathroom floor?"
Steve. " yeah bro, moofty's for days!!!" moofty booty
A Gang Of Bunch of people who like to take dabs
?friend 1 : yo you wanna take a dab
friend 2 : you can only do that if you are in the booger gang
When a dried piece of snot you've been saving gets blown out of your nose and into a tissue accompanied by the sound of a terrific gunshot.
Man I couldn't unblock my nose for ages, but the last time I blew my nose I shot out a massive booger bullet.
(noun) boo•gur tee (or booger golf)
When you stick your booger on your finger to flick it.
See how far it can go, though it might be pretty gross.
"I played Booger Tee and my yucky booger went 251 inches!"
When you shoot a load into your girls nose
I give my girl a s a salty booger last night
A hemispherical bowl in which individuals (mostly female) hide their biological gold and dirt pickings. It can be commonly found underneath their beds or in their closets.
Chad: "Hey Tim, I heard you broke up with Paula. What happened?"
Tim: "Yeah man, I was over at her apartment when I found a booger dome under her bed. It was a total turn-off."
Anything made of paper that you can blow your nose on such as tissue, toilet paper, paper towels etc.
My nose is dripping, hand me some booger paper, quick!