When two men share a sleeping bag.
John lost all his gear, he and Billy had to make a Fag Burrito.
Rolling a woman up in a blanket like a burrito and hitting it from behind whilst water boarding her with the blue toilet water.
And there I was giving that bitch the Blue Burrito like a real Ford man.
Same as burritoing, just with your significant other.
"Wanna come over and be my cuddle burrito?"
When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.
Dude did you see Sam C in church yesterday? he performed a burrito baptism.
Anime that we designed specifically for the Mexican / Spanish people.
Guy 1: Hey, can't wait for next weeks episode of Naruto to come out.
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't watch burrito anime.
Dude have you eaten any pink taco lately?
No man, these days I'm into brown burritos.
When you have sex with a girl on her period and she sucks you off afterward.
Buy me a seafood dinner and I'll give you the red burrito.