A female ejaculates ("squirts") into a burrito and feeds it to someone who may be unaware of its special ingredient.
Hey troute, bring me one of those special arturian burritos for lunch.
When someone shits in their tidy whitys out of fear
James was so scared of the neighbors dog, while he was running from it, he made a French burrito.
When you masturbate while holding a chaulpa.
Brb guys, I gotta go to the Taco Bell bathroom for a burrito-beato
The awkward situation when you reject a person's booty call, but they still feel it's appropriate to ask you to bring them food anyway (i.e. a burrito).
Friend 1: "You'll never believe this! Last night Bob asked me to come over for a little bit of squishin' the gibbly bits , and when I said "no", he asked if I could bring him a burrito and beer anyway!"
Friend 2: "Ha!! You totally got a booty burrito!!"
Anime that we designed specifically for the Mexican / Spanish people.
Guy 1: Hey, can't wait for next weeks episode of Naruto to come out.
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't watch burrito anime.
Dude have you eaten any pink taco lately?
No man, these days I'm into brown burritos.
Same as burritoing, just with your significant other.
"Wanna come over and be my cuddle burrito?"