Car Fart

The act of holding a fart all day in a circumstance when farting is not permittable to finally get into your car and release said fart.

hey jess, i couldnt wait to leave work all day ive been stuck in a meeting and holding this fart since 9am, i totally released the biggest car fart.

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car porn

Any type of media (especially film) which exhibits particularly excessive depictions of cars. For example, an excessive variety of camera angles of a car, excessive depictions of drifting, burnouts, crashes, etc.

The films Ronin and Smokey and the Bandit are car porn. Videos that solely focus on continuous repeated car shots are also car porn.

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Rice car

a Rice car is used to refer to sports cars of Asian make who have heavily cosmetic modifications and little or no internal modifications.

RICE - stands for Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement.

Commonly misunderstood by people who believe any asian 'done up' sports car is a rice mobile, and used as a negative term.

Dude, John thinks his civic is so sick. Why would you spend so much on external mods before changing anything internally?

I dunno man, i wouldn't. But i guess he likes the rice car look eh?

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car murder

The act of running down someone with your car, and they die.

"Hey Laquida, you hear about Tieasha's baby mama, bitch got car murdered!"

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RC Car

Any type of car controlled with a radio handset. A huge range of cars are available, from purpose built race cars all the way to ultra realistic representations of real cars. RC Cars can be powered by electricity (via a battery), nitro (nitrous oxide) or petrol. The two major types of RC Car are 'toy grade' (aimed at kids, available from any toy store) and 'hobby grade' (you'll have to go to a dedicated hobby store for one of these, much more serious than a toy grade vehicle).

Some popular RC Car brands include:

-Tamiya

-Traxxas

-HPI

-Team Associated

-Kyosho

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car-spoon

Car-spooning occurs when two drivers on opposite sides of traffic recognize each other as fellow douchebags.
The douchebags will then slow to a stop (often in the middle of an intersection) to discuss their douchebaggery in detail.
This interaction is called "car-spooning" because of its resemblance to coitus from behind while lying down.

"I would've made it here sooner, but a couple of douches were car-spooning at the crosswalk."

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car magnets

This is when one car turns and the car behind it seems to attach itself to the first car to make the turn with him.

you are stuck in traffic and so u wave on a car to get across and the car behind takes full advantage of your kindness and crosses with him as if they were attached with car magnets.

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