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The act of killing a snake of any variety, de-bowling it, inserting ones penis into the new condom like skin (dick head inside the mouth) and proceed to jerk off/ have intercourse with something/someone, after said action open its mouth if not already open and proceeding to ejaculate.
"dude i was out camping last weekend and found a snake. so i made a spitting cobra out of it and jerked off"
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I was having a good day, until my dad told me to pull my pants down and started giving me the good double cobra
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The most badass not giving a single fuck car ever built. Comes with 4.6 Liter Supercharged V8 that's Garunteed to destroy any and all Ricers. It's the car version of that one bad bitch you always wanted in high school. It's a car that looks like it's straight from hell, and drives like it too.
You see that SVT Cobra Mustang? Badass Car.
the tail of the end of the turd which rests upon the 'links' of the entire turd and sticks up above the water of the toilet bowl and resembles the snake by which it is named.
Man, I took a shit the other day and it looked just like a striking cobra!!
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A drunken terrorist organization located in the East Bay, Ca. MKOTC will smoke all your weed and can ruin any party and/or hotel room. In 2006 a study by the University of California found that the Mystic Nights of the Cobra are directly or indirectly responsible for approximately 1.16% of all cases of fetal alcohol syndrome statewide.
All I'm saying is, nobody drank a beer with jizz in it till the Mystic Nights of the Cobra showed up.
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A SECRET organazation whos president is Chuck Norris Its Vice president is ross and its ceo is stephen
and jo is a random member
stephen: cobra
jo: (stands)
teacher: (doesnt notice)
stephen and jo: cobra command
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Any penis belonging to a fat gay black sophomore who frolics a lot, and enjoys a good poplock&drop.
Commonly called "BCC"
"Sean totally got jizzed on by B. Ware's black cobra cock!"
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