Cough Drop

When you stick your dick down a chikenhead mouth until she gag on it.

That assclown chikenhead aint never sucked cock before so i gave her a bangin ass cough drop.

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Erotic cough

you'll know it when u hear it... an unmistakable cough that sounds erotic..

OMG karen.. did u hear susan cough.. it was a totally erotic cough!!

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coughing attack

An obviously fake coughing attack done in order to avoid answering a question, hide a laugh, or fill a silence.

Teacher: Who can explain the author's purpose in Chapter 5, and the cause and effect of the character's actions?

Student: *coughing attack* to avoid being called on

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clam cough

An action normally associated with hacking up copious amounts of flem, snot or other horrendously disgusting and slimy things.

Not a pretty cough.

Definitely one of those coughs that make you feel bad about yourself after one slips out in public. Kind of like a clam who opens his mouth under water. Only instead of cute bubbles, it's totally heinous boogers

"Smoked a pouch of Bugler in one sitting, I'll have a clam cough for weeks."

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Fatty Cough

synonym: Fatty Grunt, the nasal grunting sound made by a fat man when he has to get up out of a chair or bend down to reach something. A true fatty cough has two distinct syllables, with the emphasis on the first.

Can be written as "Hyurk!", "MRR-hwrh!" or "MHH-hwhhh!"

Harvey bent down to grab a doughnut, and let out a Fatty Cough.

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cough drop

The maneuver of grabbing someone by the hair and pulling them donward to fart directly into their face.

Found out that bitch cheated on me so I cough dropped that hoe. Showed her.

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smoker's cough

Someone who smokes alot of pole. loves the cock

Guy1: {cough cough)
Guy2: "Smoker's cough? Too much pole?"

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