Maximal Crabness is a Term that is used to describe the state, when a Jungler gets the first two Crabs in the game League of Legends.
Game is allready won bois, i got the Maximal Crabness.
When one turns their sexual partner vertical and proceeds to hammer her much like a jack hammer repeatedly until sexual Orgasm is achieved
This chick was a freak
.... I flipped her over and crab hammered her while we both got off
When someone licks in circles around your butthole then sticks their tongue inside while while stroking your cock or fingering your pussy.
She Crab Panda'd my asshole until I busted a huge nut!
after going ham on your bitches clit if she is crusty she leaks out a sauce that is made of bits of crab and a mixture of Mayonaise And cum.
Damm this bitch got some nice crab sauce
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when someone with a lot of crabs is in a steam room and a lot of people start to eat them
ummmmm crab buffet
A game made by the creator of crab rave; Noisestorm.
It's a rogue-like survival game where you survive waves of enemies.
There are also Duels and Racing modes
When is Crab Champions released?
Like regular crabs, (the sexually transmitted parasite that lives in public hair) except several times bigger and more uncomfortable.
1. "excuse me, do you have anything for crabs?"
2. "sure, right over here sir"
1. "Mega crabs.."
2. "dear god sir, i beleive..your fucked'.."