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Mr. Fields

That dude who lurks by the Mrs. Fields shops in popular malls and hits on cute women who stop by. The women have lowered their defenses to focus on their search for desserts, and are therefore vulnerable to the approaches of this man.

*Man approaches Woman gazing longingly at a giant cookie cake*
Man: "Hey there, looks like you've got a sweet tooth. I've got something to fix that..." *winks seductively*
Woman: "Oh gosh you're one of those creepy Mr. Fields dudes, aren't you? Not interested."

by Ahab, Destroyer of Nations November 18, 2018


field you

The substitution for fuck you in the 1985 movie "The Breakfast Club"

Bender yells "Field you" at the teacher in detention

by thebreakfastclub November 03, 2013


field jerk

When you are in the field on deployment and you jerk off.

"Bro, we've been out here for 6 hours and I got blue balls."
" Go ahead and knock out out a field jerk."

by boiiiiiiiiii235 April 19, 2017


lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.

I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.

by Hota A Ygriega March 08, 2018


Field Gang

A very exclusive, group that you are not allowed to be apart of unless your last name ends in field, then you will be considered.

Your bitch ass isn't in the field Gang Isaac.

by Field Gang May 25, 2018


field gorilla

A very racist name for black people. Similar to"yard ape" and porch monkey.

Oh no the yard apes have evolved into field gorillas.

by Kakyl August 17, 2017


Chase Field

A stadium that needs to renovated but is an underrated stadium it sits in city center Phoenix not some sports complex in south Phoenix. Its has a retractable roof which is nicknamed the spite roof because it spites both the heat and sun

I went to chase field just to try a dback dog only to find out I could of just went to circle k for cheaper.

by Montguerorensli May 12, 2019