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Rolling a joint with a page of the Bible from in a hotel room.
Sam rolled a joint with a hotel paper while on vacation.
It’s that mate who after every night out has every man and his dog sniffing gear at his place only to eventually kick them out at the crack of dawn. Thrusting them into a dawning world of birds tweeting and kids going to School. Not to forget the litres of petrol station Stella. If you survive a hotel Hudson you might find yourself repeatedly spending a night.
Fuck me mate just spent a night at hotel Hudson. I’m hanging.
Hotel bed is a bed you can enjoy fucking (hard) in. No other reason for having one than that reason alone.
Dude my hotel bed broke from fucking so hard last night.
The nice way of saying you're sticking your poor dog in some veterinary dog boarding place for a few days while you get to enjoy guiltless trips across the country. Monster.
"Hey, we're just about ready to leave for the weekend beach getaway!"
"Okay, just let me get our dog to the puppy hotel first."
OMG. LIke basically the best band that ever freaking existed. OMG I LOVE BILL
Tokio Hotel's Bill Kaulitz is a freaking hottie!
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