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When you shove Pasta into a Beaver's anus.
John: "Hey Jacob, I made an Italian Beaver!"
Jacob: "What the fuck man..."
A skinny, stick dog with a long, pointy snoot. They’re legs look like uncooked spaghetti noodles and they’re tails are like a rats. They’re great to snuggle with, if you like cuddling with a pile of twigs.
What is that thing?
Hey, thats my Italian greyhound.
Giant Italian dick that beats the pussy up with no mercy for at least 40 minutes. Soreness for the next couple days is inevitable.
That boy had a MAJOR Italian grinder, he destroyed my pussy all night!
When a man inserts fried meatballs (must be made by a nonnie or grandmother) into a woman's vagina and forces her to "fire" them at his mouth.
EX:
Justin: "I shoved those meatballs into my girl's pussy and she popped them at my face."
Dustin: "Dude, was she Italian?"
Justin: "Yeah! It was an Italian Cannon!"
When your girlfriend is riding your face and she slides back too far causing her ass cheeks to spread open and asshole to leave a brown stained stamp on your chest resembling a gold medallion.
Hey Levi did you get a new piece for your necklace. Nah Joseph, my lady gave me the ol' Italian Medallion.
When you tuck your ballsack into your asshole and crush them as you ejaculate to blow your load faster
"I was sitting at home bored so i gave myself an italian rocket"
Some of the hottest, sexiest girls ever, Italian girls have boobs, ass...anything a man could ever want (physically) in a girl. They usually have long, dark, and luscious hair which is just begging to be messed up ;) They usually tan easily, resulting in the well known Italian olive complexion.
Also, Italian girls tend to be extremely comfortable with their bodies, which means they wont skip a beat in removing ALL clothing whenever possible. Although there is the occasional Italian girl that is unfortunately hairy and fat, most of them take a great pride in their appearance and would NEVER EVER let that happen!
Italian girls can adopt all kinds of different styles (Preppy, Gansta, Guidette, Scene, etc.) - but either way they stay insanely attractive.
Boy 1: Dayuummm, did you see those sexy ass females that just walked by?
Boy 2: Yeah, they was attracting all the attention!!
Boy 1: Fuck, they must be Italian girls...
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