nothing but net

Nothing but net is the name of an entire category of some of the most intimate sexual positions. The criteria that a sexual position must meet in order to be considered part of the nothing but net category is rigidly defined as any position such that only genitals are touching.

Paying homage to its namesake, it is considered top form to make a "swish" sound at the outset of a nothing but net position. Neglecting to "swish" at adequate volume greatly increases risk of penile fracture.

For a couple containing a male that is not well endowed, it is likely that only limited exploration of the nothing but net category will take place due to anatomical restrictions only permitting a just the tip (or JT squared) scenario.

Fucking in the airplane bathroom, we had to hold the walls so tight it was nothing but net.

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nothing but panties

making a basket ball shot with out touching the rim

Wow, did you see that shot he made? It was nothing but panties!

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e-nothing

1. When the elationship ends.
A: How's your elationship with the Vietnamese doing?
B: It's enothing now.

2. When you wait for an important or love mail, and you don't get anything.
or when you get something, but it disappoints you.

ad. 2
A: Did you get anything from him yet?
B: E-nothing.

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Double or nothing

The loser of the bet has the right to call “double or nothing” when a bet is lost. The previous bet is doubled and the winner can win twice that amount. A double or nothing call must be honored and accepted without question.

Eric: a win the bet, you owe me 10!
Vito: aww man, good bet! I declare double or nothing!

Eric: I don’t accept
Vito: you have to! It’s the rules
Eric: oh snap! You’re right! I’ll take under 40 for Jokic tomorrow
Vito: sounds good bro

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Thanks for nothing

You 3 stroke into a girl and finish. She turns and says thanks for nothing.

I had a dsb and she said thanks for nothing.

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Double or Nothing

A suicide pact between two people.

Person One: So we will go out together?
Person Two: Yeah, double or nothing.

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Nothing to show

Some people hit the lottery, spend it all, go broke, and have nothing to show for it. Whatever you do in life make sure you have (something) to show for it, and not nothing to show for it.

Example A: Adam hit for all that PPP money and don’t got nothing to show for it

Example B: Adam hit for all that PPP money and still got a ton to show for it

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