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Garbage Patch

Name given to large marinal areas where rubbish collects in what has become known as the 'Subtropic Gyro': a gigantic whirlpool in the middle of the the North Pacific ocean nicknamed 'Strangelove Ocean'! (refers of course to the old Dr. himself!)

Concerned scientists has called these no-fish areas 'dead zones'* where there is shortage of life-affirming O2. Other concerns relating to the depleted sealife-forms are the coral areas in the Great Barrier Reef that marine biologists call these vulnerable pollution-sensitive 'bleached'-out corals 'sea reserves', 'marine rainforests' or collectively 'endangered oceans'!

*Also called OMZs (oxygen-mnimum zones), 'paper parks'.

Similiar places on Earth that have the same problem with Garbage Patch are the Kleenix Trail in the Tibetan base camp at Nepal where climbers and tourons leave their trash behind them and Crap Alley; the mountainous climber-magnet distanation in Glencoe, Scotland.

by hammer---;, hytham April 15, 2007

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Sour patch

Someone you start dating that seemed to be bad but turns out they are sweet.

Man I thought Billy was a sour patch always getting in trouble but on our first date he was a real gentleman.

by AngeleyeswAngeleyeswhit87 October 3, 2017

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fur patch

A fur patch is a vagina. Mostly referred to a pussy ass kid
Someone acting like a vagina

Jacob is scared of clowns, what a fur patch!

by Definemaster2936 December 14, 2014

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nicotine patch

that part of the spliff that contains more tobacco and less weed

*coughs*
fuck i think i hit a nicotine patch

by ManWithIQ138 May 22, 2019


Gravel Patch

A stoney area for a Gubby to play

Look at boyo playing in his gravel patch

by Si.83 May 29, 2022


crack patch

the fuzzy patch of hair right above a guy's butt crack, usually triangular in shape. Unfortunately, some girls have it too. Some guys will manscape this area and shave it. Others prefer to keep it au naturel.

When Jim bent over to pick up the bowling ball, Sally was disgusted at the sight of his crack patch.

by chillerlingo January 7, 2012


Disco Patch

In EMS, the Disco Patch refers to the usually tacky, yet highly sought-after golden patch that Paramedics get to wear as a result of completing their two-year training program. It is named as such due to its garish, sparkly colors and bright red lettering. Known for corrupting the hearts and souls of formerly kind EMTs, slowly converting them into a dreaded Paragod, just as the One Ring converted its slaves to Nazgul.

I've been a paramedic for six years, but I still get a little bit hard whenever I put on my uniform with the Disco Patch.

by CaptainQuadmay March 5, 2019