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Pencil Pusher

Someone who enjoys pushing pencils up their genitals. The hobby rose to prominence in the 1800s, during the industrial revolution, where people could work jobs other than farming. Today, millions, if not billions of men and women participate in this activity. However, it is described to be an incredibly boring task, possibly due to the nature of trends.

After shoving a pencil up his dick, Richard's friends quickly classified him as a Pencil Pusher.

by HitFatYeets January 20, 2018

25๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pencil Dick

The only white hair in the bunch.

Dennis needs more D to go with his ICK, because he has a pencil dick. Is that a pencil in your pocket, Dennis I mean Dencil!

by Ginger Frick June 21, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pencil Sharpner

You got a nice slut and your hitting that shit from behind and your really getting that shit good , and while your fuking that dirty slut from behind you bend her over grap her arm and twist it around in a circle , whaaaaaaaaat yeahhh bitch you like that shit the pencil sharpner

number 2 pencils please

by H February 23, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


pencil dick

Male who uses his dick like "pencil asshole" Nitpickers.

"Pencil Dick" Male always checks his pencil or is "pencil retentive."

by Alexandra Saks September 30, 2007

22๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


naked pencils

pencils belonging to the naked prancing one. Only to be used when naked.

WARNING: Only to be used when naked.

by prancing charlie April 28, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


pencil stapler

It when a guy sticks his dick into a very tight vagina which it will not go in or a vagina with crabs and it pinches the guys dick into two.

pencil stapler

by njmad June 15, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


pencil heel

stiletto heel; pointed heel.

Models like sandals with pencil heels.

by uttam maharjan January 9, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž