Sweet talking a man making sure to say "Bro" every 2-3 words while taking said man from behind.
I hear from the men at the docks my boss is a real Russian Benjie when it comes to the bedroom.
A cocktail that is meant for hangovers consisting of vodka and Pepto-Bismol.
I'm too hungover to drink tonight.
Just kick back a couple pink russians and you'll be fine.
The lack of skill to stand next to a window without falling out.
The political opponent showed spontaneous signs of russian clumsiness and fell out of the 5th floor window.
A Russian compound is where a guy is getting his ass eaten while he shits and when the shit goes in her mouth you do a 180 and she smears the shit all over your cock and balls
Dave: yo jack did you hear what happens to me last night
Jack: no bro what happend
Dave: a girl at the party gave me a wicked russian compound
When you first a woman elbow deep, then unclench the fist into normal hand position and move it around.
I just have a girl a Russian Starfish and she was gasping for air like she was drowning.
The guy takes small empty bottle and releases a fat splooge into it. They then proceed to pour an amount of their choosing of diet Coca-Cola. After this, he will pull out the unlit dynamite during sex and as he pops a mento in to “light” the dynamite, he shoves it in the hole of his choosing as it creates a safe cumsplosion (coke kills the sperm) inside the partner.
Friend: Yo, why’d you quit in Fortnite early last night?
Friend 2: The wife was thirsty for some Russian Dynamite again.
A Russian/Soviet weapon like: AK 47, PP-2000 or P-96 etc.
X: Dude i bought a new Russian stick from that guy behind the corner
Y: Damn that's a nice OTs. wanna test it out?
X: Hell yeah