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The seat that two men leave empty between them in a movie theater so they don't have to sit awkwardly next to one another.
"Dude, don't sit there, leave a bro seat."
When two men are driving in a vehicle and the passenger reaches over and massages the drivers nether regions until a climax that results in a frothy mixture of cum and sweat that remains forever imbedded within the material of the seat.
Jimmy reached across the center console of the car and seat pickled Jack.
When you're in the bathroom and trying to take a quiet crap if someone is outside the door. Or when ther is multiple people in the room at once
Tim was on the ninja seat when Judy was waiting outside the door for him.
Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.
"I loved the diamond engagement ring he gave me. When I saw it, it made me ink the seat"
One of the biggest retards And/or fatties in the boat
Wow George Burny in 3 seat is the biggest spastic
The fart that escapes from your but when you get in your car after a dinner party.
Yo, whats that sound
That’s just my seat warmer turning on.
The component part around which most wank stations are built. This can range from basic units, commonly known as chairs, through to multilevel masterbation apparatus.
I wouldn't sit there, that's Dan's wank seat