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Ejaculating on a woman's eye glasses.
While I was fucking Lisa I pulled my cock out of her pussy and gave her Seattle sea goggles.
Just before you start fucking a girl she asks if you have a condomn and you say yeah, so you fuck her in the dark and when she gets done she looks down and sees you didnt have one on and starts to yell at you. All you say is oops!
I didnt have a condomn last night so i had to pull a seattle slip up
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The northwest form of a Cleveland Steamer. It is critical that you eat a large quantity of Mexican food before preforming the Seattle Tugboat so that you have diharria. You then crap on the girl's chest and slide down with a "toot toot" noise, more like a tugboat.
Dude 1: Man I gave this chick a wicked Seattle Tugboat last night!
Dude 2: I didn't know you had a girlfriend!
Dude 1: No, man it was your girlfriend!
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The worst team to ever play professional soccer/football. To the point where a 11 year old girls team could beat them.
Did you see the Seattle Sounders loose against the Portland Timbers? Yeah dude, they can’t win to Portland.
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A multi-organized crime syndicate also known by "Seattle Mafia".
This Syndicate is leaded by it's boss Daniel "Big One" Regis and also known cause of his influence of beeing the godfather as "Regis Mafia". The Seattle Mafia also operates in Atlanta, Great Falls and Europe.
Mafia Seattle Crime SyndicatesSeattle Mafia Danny Regis Danny Brasco
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The act of shitting on someones chest, dipping a mans scrotum in the shit (nuts in chocolate), and making the woman...or man...lick the shit off
I really enjoy when John gives me the Seattle Snickers Bar because I love balls and poop in my mouth
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When you jump on a pregnant woman's stomach and the baby flies out at the speed of sound.
When Felipe's wife went into labor, he Seattle sonic boomed that bitch, and out popped a bouncing baby boy.