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The tiny bit of cum left in the penis after orgasn, often takes vigorous squeezing to remove
''i got serious shaft block man''
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when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand
"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand
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When a person can only give a blowjob half way down the penis shaft
Aaron: “Does Jillian give good head?”
Tom: “She was a half shaft.”
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The scrotum. It can be treated as a delightful dessert by dipping your shaft apple in chocolate, peanut butter, caramel, whipped cream or other tasty toppings.
Jenny: I have such a sweet tooth right now!
Dave: Want me to pull it out?
Jenny: Only if you're talking about your delicious shaft apple!
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Male masturbation done really fast
I'm going to have a turbo shaft
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Your stupid if you don't know what large shaft means
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The art of creating dildo's and other penis-like structures.
I got this new toy, it was made by a master of Shaft-Craft.
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