shaft slap

the act of pulling out your penis and slapping a random person in the face with it so hard that the imprint is left on their face

bro, im totally gonna shaft slap your uncle when he gets home

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shaft-a-holic

one who loves the shaft, or anything resembling a shaft

betty: damn girl, look at that shit over there. Suzy: fuck girl, you're a shaft-a-holic

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shaft the waft

when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand

"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand

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Shaft Block

The tiny bit of cum left in the penis after orgasn, often takes vigorous squeezing to remove

''i got serious shaft block man''

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shaft apple

The scrotum. It can be treated as a delightful dessert by dipping your shaft apple in chocolate, peanut butter, caramel, whipped cream or other tasty toppings.

Jenny: I have such a sweet tooth right now!

Dave: Want me to pull it out?

Jenny: Only if you're talking about your delicious shaft apple!

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turbo shaft

Male masturbation done really fast

I'm going to have a turbo shaft

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Shaft-Craft

The art of creating dildo's and other penis-like structures.

I got this new toy, it was made by a master of Shaft-Craft.

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