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The damage incurred by your sheets from fucking a fat girl doggy style and her stomach draging back and forth on the sheets. The sheets will be unrepairable with the center hopelessly streched out.Normally requires the beast be in excess of 250 pounds.
Yo mike jones, you see the fat slut mark came home with last night? Yeah bro, she was one hell of a sheet spreader.
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A device charter schools use so students can log their school work that they dont do.
My mom beats me when i dont fill out my log sheet.
I'm gonna murder the cock sucker that invented log sheets.
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When you run out of toilet role and rush to your bed using yours sheets in its place in order to clean your anus thourghly.
'I ran out of toilet role and was forced to sheet wipe'
'My anus was very saw after that sheet wipe'
'I change my sheets after every sheet wipe'
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Balance sheet = financial bullshit that no one cares about
Amanda can you pull a balance sheet together. Her reaponse is no it isn't important to do my job.
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A detailed excel spreadsheet that documents a person's sex life. Can include names, ages, dates, details of hookups, ratings, race/ethnicity, locations etc,
"So according to my sexcel sheet I have hooked up with 5 people over the age of 26."
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A night of passionate love making resulting in the inevitable destruction of the provided bedding.
Damn baby, last nights sheet wreckin left my sister's guest bed in tatters. (high five)
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Putting your morning wood to good use. Jerking off while still under the covers.
I woke up this morning with a raging hard-on, so I thought I'd practice my "Sheet Karate."
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