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A shirt worn at a cottage and around town while cottaging. MUST be a plaid collared shirt, but with only 2 buttons done up (no buttons is also allowed) and the sleeves rolled up. Used for protection from cold wind and bugs and in stores that require shoes and a shirt (flip flops are mandatory while cottaging) Can be worn for as many days as needed since cleanliness doesnt matter and laundry isnt done at a cottage.
Mom: are you all packed for the cottage?
Me: yeah i have my swim trunks and my cottage shirt what more do i need?
Mom: (muttering) kids these days...
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Don't try to buy them. Seriously.
Buy (Insert Definition) mugs & shirts
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Shirt gnomes refer to the creatures that sneak into peoples', primarily females', closets and steal the bottom halves of t-shirts, tank tops, etc., leaving the shirt with only the top half intact and the bottom half missing, thus showing a region of midriff. These gnomes are the primary party responsible for the new "crop top" epidemic facing the United States today.
These creatures are thought to be gnomenoid in physiology, but their diets are that which we have never seen before. The digestive tract in most mammals simply cannot create the enzymes necessary to break down fabrics such as cottons and polyesters. However, shirt gnomes, which are thought to be closely related to sock gnomes, seem to have the ability to synthesize such enzymes using outside technologies. This allows them to have a food source with very little competition. The creatures were facing a widespread extinction since the 1980's, but upon synthesizing this new enzyme as well as moving to human-inhabited indoor arenas to avoid predation, have regained a hold of their small, but now thriving, population.
"My closet seems to have been targeted by the shirt gnomes, Dr. Falardio, all of my once very reasonable tops have been torn into crop tops." - females everywhere, 16-25 years of age.
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A word for really small droopy boobs of little substance. boobs droopy
"I was with this chick and when she removed her wonderbra there were only Shirt pockets left. Disappointing"
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n. When a man wearing a dress shirt forgets to pull up his fly and subsequently discovers, much to his chagrin, that the tail(s) of his shirt is sticking straight out through the hole.
John had to go to the bathroom during the benefit dinner and on the way back, he forgot to pull up his fly. Man, did we all laugh at his shirt penis.
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n. an article of clothing worn by young men and adolescents who are uncomfortable with their sexuality, but wear pink shirts to say they are.
"Wow. That's a large group of guys wearing pink shirts."
"Yes. They're likely on their way to bang each other because they're comfortable with their sexuality"
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A Navy term used to describe a person who's job is in Aviation Ordnance on an aircraft carrier flight deck. An ordnanceman.
If you see the 'Red Shirts' running, keep up.
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