yellow shoe

A white sneaker that has been involved in many sexual activities, and has been covered in cum stains. After a shoe has received 20 loads of cum it is considered a "yellow shoe" because the yellow color stains are very apparent on the white leather of the shoe.

Tori: Why are you so nervous today?

Alexis: I had Ken over last night and he unloaded number 20 on my white Keds, and he made me promise to wear them today. I just hope nobody notices they hit yellow shoe status.

Tori: Trust me, nobody is gonna know its cum. Your shoes are so covered in his stains everybody just thinks you wear faded yellow sneakers.

Alexis: Yeah, his cum stains just wash off my shoes, they smell so bad.

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Horse Shoeing

Similar to playing regular horse shoes except the bar is a mans erect penis.

Man 1 "Ah my dick hurts man" Man 2 "Why? what happened?" Man 1 "Me and Jessica were horse shoeing last night and let's just say she's good at it"

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elephant shoes

I love you too, : in response to Olive juice.

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pointe shoe

a shoe that hurts used in ballet that has a platform for the toe so a woman can go en pointe

most pointe dancers have been dancing a good portion

That girl lives at her dance studio... must be en pointe.

or.

those pointe shoes look painful but it looks like theyre floating

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cfm shoes

come fuck me shoes, also known as fuck me pumps

Lisa looked like she just came off the pole with her cfm shoes.

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Muffin Shoes

Puffy, giant hi top shoes from the 1980's such as McGregors or early Nike basketball shoes. The laces must come up the front to an impossible height, and the top forms almost a cup around the ankle. A velcro strap or three is sometimes found on the more advanced models. Another great example of a muffin shoe is the original Reebok Pump.

"Man, I found a great pair of Asics muffins at the dime store on saturday!"
"Good lordy will you look at the tongue on those muffin shoes! He could whistle Dixie with those things..."
"I got a new pair of shoes to wear for work, but i'm not sure i like them; they look a little muffin-ey"
"You going to the moon on those muffins?"
"Dude, forget school, let's hit the flea market and check out the muffin shoes."
"My dad needs a new look. He's been wearing the same pair of muffin shoes since 1986."

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tennis shoe

any type of causal shoe usually consisting of rubber soles and a leather upper.

"I saw those tennis shoes at Footlocker."

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