lag(g)spike

Happens when you have a slow computer. The computer will lag(g) and then freeze and after awhile everything happens VERY fast, or nothing happens..
Most used term on games which require ALOT of FPS.
(Ex. World of Warcraft)

I had a lag(g)spike, that's why I died.

Sorry I was too late tonight, I lag(g)spiked

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Bump, Set, Spike

The act of first, the male depositing his cum in his partner's belly button (the bump). Second, the male hitting the side of the stomach such that the cum would be projected straight up in the air (the set). Lastly, in a downward motion of the hand, "spiking" the cum onto his partner's upper body and or facial region (the spike).

"Dude, I gave her a bump, set, spike and it landed right in her eyes."

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Spiking the Tip Jar

The act of putting five or six dollars in a Tip Jar to influence customers to "tip"

Barista one: I put five singles in the tip jar so people will know where to put an extra dollar or two if we do a good job!
Barista two: "Spiking the tip jar" what a great idea!! we will make a lot more tips now!

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Great Lag Spike of Death

This death occurs exclusively in the world of online multiplayer computer games, namely Garrys Mod. This is experienced only on online servers with a lot of addons, players, and ping. This causes the entire server to freeze up, and time out many players, and crash the remaining. This is awfully similar with the recent DDoS strikes on other multiplayer games.

I tried to play Teh Build Box on Garrys Mod but we experienced The Great Lag Spike of Death.

New Freedom Railroad Spike

Sticking your thumb in a girls butt while doing her doggystyle, then smashing your hand with your other hand, while on the RailTrail in Southern York County, PA.

After a couple of drinks @ the Hodle, Stacy and I took a hike on the trail. I starting playing with her ass and then gave her a New Freedom Railroad Spike. She screamed louder than John Henry's hammer.

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Los Angeles Cum Spike

When someone is not in the room and you spike their drink by quickly ejaculating in it

Cuz i just Los Angeles Cum Spiked in it

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I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."

Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."