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Circumcising a man while he has passed out drunk. He then wakes up with a jewish surprise.
Why am I speaking Yiddish, oh mosseltoff! I've been hit by a jewish surprise!
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occurs when, during fellatio, the man pulls his penis from the woman's mouth and tells her to "close your eyes for a second," the woman then does so, expecting do be ejaculated upon. The man then procedes to take a piss in her face, turning it yellow, hence the jaundice surprise.
"damn jeremy, last night i expected a facial but got the jaundice surprise instead"
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The act of shitting in a persons mailbox, then placing a firecracker in the shit and lighting it. The goal is to see how long it is until the person has to buy a new mailbox.
"Dude! Last weekend was sick! We got really drunk then went and had a Bindi Surprise in somebodys mailbox!"
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The foul act of taking a massive dump and leaving the scene without flushing the toilet.
Steve left us an Irish Surprise this morning after brunch. But what surprised me the most was that he didn’t even use toilet paper.
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jizzing on someone unexpectingly
Standing behind the door of a girls room beating off and right when she answers you blow your load in her face. then yelling SURPRISE CREAM!
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Unexpected ejaculated semen. Often as the result of oral sex.
I told her I wasn't going to cum yet, so she wasn't too happy to get a face and mouthfull of my milky surprise when I couldn't hold back.
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While having sex doggy style, the male slips his penis into the female's anal cavity. As she lets out a surprised scream, the male reaches around and cups her mouth with his hand so her scream sounds like that of an Indian.
"I pulled a Surprise Indian on Alexis last night." "Makes sense. She's half Cherokee, right?"
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