Random
Source Code

Swallowing The Milk

a mouthful of milk is used in the context of having a crush on someone who likes you back. coined by REDACTED, who used it in the context of DATA EXPUNGED and NOT FOUND. saying what NOT FOUND had with DATA EXPUNGED was "like a mouthful of milk, it wouldn't make sense for him to just spit it out.", as opposed to if you didn't know the other person liked you back, wherein the milk was not yet in your mouth. The metaphor was so terrible that it immediately caught on and now it's a part of the common lexicon. however, it must be used CORRECTLY, or it will fall victim to the same cultural flattening of it's mean(meme)ing as the word simp (edited)
12:33 AM
Spitting milk out of course, once it is in your mouth, would be equivalent to deciding to completely ignore your mutual crushes and pretend they don't exist.
12:33 AM
I suppose what REDACTED did with PRIVACY PROTECTION last year would have been something along the lines of keeping the milk sitting in his mouth and letting it slowly dribble out the corners
12:35 AM
if the milk was still sitting on the table of course, the mutual crush was either unknown or not mutual at all, then there would be no risk in spitting it out, because it is not in your mouth. And I guess more risk in picking up to drink it, or something, I don't know it's not a well thought out concept.
12:35 AM
gargling it is fucking nonsense REDACTED keeps saying I do it but doesn't ever tell me what that means.

I can't believe he's not swallowing the milk already, they've been basically dating for years

by gryotharian June 20, 2022


Sludge swallowing

When you feel so depressed that you feel a force in your throat causing you to choke on nothing , often leads to scratching your neck

After realizing how unhappy i am alive, and how lonely i feel around people, i did some sludge swallowing so i could socialize like normal.

by Titwaffles711 August 20, 2022


swallow day

The one day a year that a woman must swallow a man's cum, also known as his birthday.

On John's swallow day, Dani has to swallow his cum.

by kageblade08 August 20, 2020


Tre Swallow

When a guy shoves his cock so far up in a woman's mouth that she swallows and his cock is gone forever

Tre swallow his big ,thick and hairy cock up Kaci's mouth and she was saying " Daddy do it harder and faster Then She starting moaning saying Ahhhhhhhhh feels so good . It really made Tre day until she told him his cock was gone so was the supply of ranch.

by BBC owner April 25, 2017


Swallow formation

A make believe phrase invented by a mentally unstable human when playing chinese whispers at the age of 11

Teacher: β€˜the key is in the locker at train station’

Mentally unstable human:’swallow formation?’

by Mrsbarnearse123456789 February 25, 2018


Swallowing the snake

Slang. Used as to refer to a blowjob of some kind.

Last night was so good. She was swallowing the snake all night.

by woah bro chill September 28, 2020


pink samuri sword swallower

someone who sucks or swallows dick.

yor a pink samuri sword swallower. or you like to swallow pink samuri swords

by gregtothew April 22, 2011

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž